Santa Anxiety

Before I rolled over for the alarm today.... Before I even thought about opening my eyes I felt breathing on my arm. I peeked open my eye to see Jackson standing next to the bed. He looked worried. He whispered 'Do you think Santa knows everything?' I answered (half asleep still) that he's pretty smart and that's probably close to true. Then he started crying. It turns out he's feeling bad.

Next I heard: 'I hope he doesn't give me coal for wanting to sell Tyler on eBay.'